This site is inspired by the Conservative Bible Project, a wiki dedicated to rewriting the bible according to contemporary conservative political ideology. I came across this project while I was re-reading the bible for my own enjoyment/career development (I teach literature), and thought, hey that sounds like fun. Why don’t I, a liberal atheist, rewrite the bible in my own profanity-laden vernacular?
Thus, god hates polycotton blends was born. I will attempt to paraphrase/gloss three chapters a day, rain or shine, unless something better is going on.
Oh, I’m using the English Standard Version of the bible because it was free on Kindle