God says, Israel has sown the wind and will reap the whirlwind! Also, why do you guys worship that stupid calf that that one dude made when you first broke up with Judah? I mean, you guys do remember the last time some of your ancestors worshiped a golden calf, right?
Another chapter calling Israel whoring cheaters and cheating whores who will be killed and/or humiliated.
I know what you’re thinking, Israel and Judah. You think God will forgive you and take back. It might be mad, but It will take you back. But let me tell you, God is pissed.
Hosea continued, God says you are all doomed! Israel is a cheating whore and God is breaking up with you!
Hosea went into the streets to spread God’s message. He said, God wants you to know that you are all a bunch of cheating cheaters! Israel is a whore! All of your women are whores! You are shameful. A disgrace! Israel is no better than a stubborn heifer!
Of course Gomer cheated on Hosea and left him. God told Hosea to go get his wife back. So he bought her from her lover for six ounces of silver and 430 pounds of barley. When they were reunited, he said, Look, you’re mine and you gotta stop cheating and whoring. I’ll be good to you. Besides, don’t you now our marriage is supposed to symbolize God’s union with Israel? Take this seriously, babe.
God said, Hey Hosea, Tell your mother Israel that she is not my girl anymore. Tell her she’s a cheating whore and I’m going to strip her down and expose her to her lovers, the Baals. I’m going to take away all my food and wine and gold and holidays. I’m going to ruin her vines and fig trees….But, then tell her, that after I’ve humiliated and debased her, I’ll take her back. Then she won’t call me by other gods’ names and it will be like the old days back when we met in Egypt.