Today I will go forth to the people and tell them that God is angry with false prophets. God came to me and said, Human! You need to tell everyone that these false prophets who predict peace and tell people to have hope are lying! They don’t actually talk to me. They’re making it all up. Putting lipstick on a pig. They are liars and con men. There will be no peace! Only my fury unleashed! Also, you need to tell the women who work as fortunetellers that hussies who sell magic charms for a few bucks are doomed to suffer!