Decent does what’s right; Doofus does wrong but offers sacrifices. God judges both.
Decent works hard and slowly rises to the top; Doofus hurries and lies–he might see quick profits, but all will end in ruin.
Because Doofus ignores the poor, no one will help him when he needs it.
The boss is God’s messenger.
Secret santas soothes strife; bribes cause resentment.
Pride leads to sin.
“Whoever loves wine and olive oil will never be rich.” (actual quote)
It’s better to be homeless than live with shrewish Floozy.