Decent gets his way with kindness; Doofus is harsh and rude.
Decent drops bon mots; Doofus has no timing.
Decent is satisfied with a peaceful table and modest fare; Doofus feasts, but his parties are wild and violent.
Doofus suffers from depression; Decent is happy.
God spies on Decent and Doofus alike.
God despises Doofus’s prayers but listens to Decent’s.
Everyone likes good news.