Floozy doesn’t keep house; Faithful’s house is tidy and well-maintained.
It takes money to make money
Doofus never learns; Decent is quick.
Doofus tries hard, but fails; Decent will always succeed.
Doofus’s pride gets him into trouble; Decent’s prudence protects him.
Doofus lets his temper get the best of him; Decent stays cool-headed and patient.
Doofus mocks people; Decent would never stoop so low.
Doofus is a liar; Decent is honest.
Decent helps his needy neighbors; Doofus shuns them.
Doofus is full of envy; Decent is content.
Doofus seems happy but is really depressed; Decent controls his emotions with anti-depressants.
Decent appreciates good employees and fires bad ones–a king needs a large population to be king!
Decent loves and fears God; Doofus despises It.
Doofus does not handle crises well; Decent turns to God.