Decent lives within his means; Doofus lives on credit.
Doofus abuses his animals; Decent volunteers at his local shelter.
Decent is established; Doofus is struggling to be noticed.
Decent works hard and has a light heart; Doofus is lazy and full of fears.
Doofus lies catch up with him; Decent’s word is his bond.
Doofus is full of himself; Decent listens to advise.
Decent appreciates being corrected and is therefore smart; Doofus avoids punishment and is stupid.
Decent has nice friends; Doofus hangs out with losers.
Doofus will fail; Decent will succeed.
Everyone loves Decent and hates Doofus.
God loves Decent but hates people who scheme like Doofus.
Floozy is like arthritis for her husband; Faithful is like healthy bones.