David’s last words was another song about how awesome God was.
David had a special elite force of thirty warriors. The three best were Josheb-basshebeth, Eleazar son of Dodo, and Shammah son of Agee.
Of course Abishai and Joab were among the thirty, as was Uriah the Hittite. There was also Benaiah son of Jehoiadai. He once fell in a pit on a snowy day, in which he killed a lion. Another time he killed this Egyptian dude because the dude was really vain about how hot he was. Then there was, well, twenty-two others.