II Samuel 9

Eventually David was all, has everyone of Saul’s relatives died, (except my bitch wife, who doesn’t count)? He was told that in fact one male remained, Jonathan’s son, Meph-bosheth, who was lame.

David was all, what! why haven’t I been told this before?! Give all of Saul’s family’s land back to Meph-bosheth and go and escort him to the palace immediately! He will live with me for always and ever and dine at my table!

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