Joshua 13

By this time, Joshua was old and worn out, and God was all, look, bro, I think it’s about time for you to retire. You humans wear out so fast! There is still so much to do, because there are still Philistines, Geshurites and Canaanites alive. But whatever. I guess it’s my fault really. Anyway, you need to finish divvying up the land among the Hebrews even though it isn’t all conquered yet before you die.

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