Numbers 8

God was really concerned that the lamps got set up correctly.

Then God was all, well since I’m here, let me tell you some more stuff that I decided I want you to do. You need to ritually cleanse all the Levite men. you need to throw some water on them, make them wash their clothes, and shave off all their body hair. Then the Levites need to sacrifice two bulls as a sin offering. Before you kill them, everyone will need to touch a Levite, then all the Levites need to touch the bulls, and then sacrifice them. then all the Levites will be the chosenest of my chosen people and will be personally responsible, from ages 25-50, for serving me and keeping me happy.

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